Memorial Day Means Time Off Of Work, Right?

The big boss man is giving us the rest of the afternoon to commence drinking. He’s also giving us Monday (Memorial Day) off so don’t expect to see anything for the next few days. Unless, of course, Diego Maradona snorts cocaine off Julia Roberts in Cannes, or Ozzie Guillen kills an umpire. It’s nothing we wish for, but we’ll gladly post if those examples manifest over the weekend.
Besides that, you guys rock for reading and allowing us to work from home in our pajamas. That’s not true at all. We work at a cafe where clothing is optional. Isn’t New York City great? Happy America Finally Gets A Day Off! Memorial Day!