Nereida Gallardo Moving Into Cristiano Ronaldo’s House

Looks like the voluptuous exhibitionist named Nereida Gallardo will be shacking up this summer at Cristiano Ronaldo’s pad. The 24 year old will be leaving an $8 an hour job in Mallorca this summer and moving into an $8million home in England. Where she’ll be Cristiano’s maid and/or sex slave. Yes. Really. That’s what we think because the guy is 23 and there’s NO chance this is the one.

[Nereida] will set up home with the Man U ace, 23, this summer. It means she can trade her £6-an-hour job at a Majorcan [sic] nursing home for the life of a WAG.
He’s already bought her a £28,000 Mercedes with monogrammed seats. A pal said: “They are smitten. It’s serious.”

Smitten must mean “having tons of wild sex and sharing each other’s underwear” because in Hollywood they call this sort of relationship “perfect for the tabloids,” which doesn’t translate to “serious.”
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