Suge Knight Knocked Out, Has Really Weak Chin

So, Suge Knight was an ex-Los Angeles Ram that couldn’t hack it so that’s why this is sports-related, K? Got it? Good. Now onto the news. TMZ reports that Suge Knight was involved in an altercation with a club patron at Shag nightclub in Los Angeles, Ca (woop woop) and launched his henchman on some guy over debts. Before Suge’s men finished him off, the unknown man threw a right hook that would have made Joe Louis grin. The man connected and Suge Knight was out. Cold. We can’t believe we’re about quote, TMZ:

People outside the club broke up the fight, and as the beatee [Ed note: For fuck's sake, really?] got up, he landed a right hook to Suge’s face, knocking him out cold. We’re told Knight was out for nearly three minutes. His peeps then rushed him into a nearby SUV. BTW, after Suge woke up, he began yelling for the phone he had just taken from the random guy.

We’ll hesitate to be morbid, but the guy that knocked Suge out is done for in the way a Colombian soccer player is done for after scoring an own goal in the World Cup. More pictures of an unconscious Suge here.
Suge Knocked The Hell Out [TMZ]
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