Tailgating Dangers: Whiffle Ball Bats, Beer And A Knack For Stupidity.

Tailgating is fun. Especially when strangers are cheering for you while you look like a buffoon as you spin around with plastic wrapped around you. We think buffoonery is actually lessened when people are cheering for you. Take this guy. He’s spinning his drunken self into a stupor because people are applauding his skill. He’s reciting in his head, and we quote, “Look at me! Look at me! I’m a hero. And a somebody today.” Then he stops spinning, he face-plants into the cold, wet asphalt and cracks his skull. Cheering immediately turns into shock and laughter, but the guy is still a somebody. Thus, buffoonery prevails as a conductor of entertainment. Which means: everyone should be a buffoon and videotape their mishaps. Isn’t that right, Pocho?
Dizzy kid faceplants hard [Break]