Barack Obama Sucks At Bowling, Wants A Basketball Court In The White House Instead

Barack Obama isn’t the greatest bowler on earth. In fact, he’s probably one of the worst bowlers we’ve ever seen. He’s well aware of his pathetic ability as well. And it’s why, if he gets elected to the White House, that bowling alley where George W. Bush snorts his cocaine contrives his war plans will be converted into a basketball court.

“I hear there’s a bowling alley and obviously that hasn’t gone too well,” Obama told comic Jimmy Kimmel in a satellite interview from Philadelphia on Sunday. “So we’re getting rid of the bowling alley and replacing it with a basketball court in the White House.”

We’re not affiliated with any candidate because no one has yet declared a war on hipsters. And not one candidate has weighed in on children’s arcades and theme parks taking over Las Vegas. Seriously, we just want the free prostituion and free cheladas all night long, ok. So, Barack’s love for basketball is completely irrelevant to the state of the United States, but still cool.

Hoops in the White House [Sports Illustrated]
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