Heads Up: Round And Round Cristiano Ronaldo Goes.

12 June 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Who Ate All The Pies has christened this move “the circle jerk”, but we like “egotistical bastard with amazing ball control spins.” Unless you speak Italian, just forward the video to the :32 mark for Ronaldo’s new move. [Who Ate All The Pies]
Rick Suttcliffe is wondering if Cubs’ fans were waiting for a Marilyn Monroe moment for Erin Andrews yesterday. Um, that’s a bit weird on live television, dude. [Awful Announcing]

David Beckham’s face, worth millions, was smashed by his son’s jump shot. Um, you can head a basketball off the rebound, Becks. [The Sun]
Kobe Bryant gets “manis and pedis” and is “very concerned with the appearance of his hands and feet.” Somewhere in Philly, a father has just read this and will force his son to trek into Chinatown for a 5pm appointment because he wants his kid to be as great as Kobe. [US Weekly]
Fenway Park’s hotdogs are full of shit. No really. Some dude found rat dropping around the area where they cook the hot dogs. [Sports By Brooks]