Hulk Hogan Will Try To Make Groundbreaking TV By Breaking TV’s Screech’s Back

Hulk Hogan is trying to get past his creepy, daughter ass-grabbing phase by producing a television show that will heal humanity like a million Mother Theresas. Just kidding. Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling will pit washed-up celebs like Dennis Rodman, Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) and Frank Stallone (!) in the ring for a chance to win… um… credibility? cash? Someone to fill in during one of their night shifts at Dominos?

The series will feature 10 celebrities competing for the title of “Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion” through challenges and elimination matches. Two former pro wrestlers will train the contestants, with Hogan and former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff serving as judges. A third judge along with the competitors and trainers will be announced later.

Hogan said he’s looking “to shake things up” in terms of sports entertainment with “something different and more contemporary.”

So he’s going to create a “reality” show (which are all scripted) revolving around wrestling matches (which are also all scripted). Hate to rain on your parade Hulkster, but if you put dog shit together with cat shit, it doesn’t make it any less shitty. Different, yes, but still shitty.
Hulk Hogan series lands at CMT [THR.com]
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