“Juan Pelota”, A.K.A. Lance Armstrong, Talks To Gayle King

Lance Armstrong bicycling career is revered across the world (except in France). He conquered the Tour de France for seven consecutive years, survived cancer and endured a stint as Sheryl Crow’s stand up bass. Heh. Shut up. He also survived linkage with a troll one of the Olsen twins. Yeah. Now, our cranky sister over at Guanabee has the scoop on a recent interview with Gayle King, in which Armstrong reveals his affinity for the word pelota instead of “balls”, and admits to using the alias “Juan Pelota” to check in to hotels for years. That, in it’s wonderful and endearing splendor, places him as a direct candidate for Machochip’s Camino de Fame.. if we ever decide to institute one. Head over to Guanabee and check out the audio.

Lance Armstrong… [Guanabee]