Machogear: Five Fingers Footwear Is Stylish…For Hippies.

Vibram FiveFingers footwear ($80) is an exciting new option that will allow you to gain the much cherished visceral experience that Northwesterners and hippies enjoy. The scoop:

FiveFingers footwear connects you to the earth and your surroundings in a way that is simply not possible in conventional shoes. It puts you in touch with the earth beneath your feet and liberates you to move in a more natural, healthy way. FiveFingers stimulate the muscles in your feet and lower legs to build strength and improve range of motion. Our customers report an increased sense of balance, greater agility, and visibly improved posture.

Actually, shoes suck. There’s some 2000 year old foot that doctors compared to the modern day foot and found that the 2000 year old bone structure was more adept at, um, agility (we think) than our modern stinkers. That’s fine and all, but did you get a load of the camoflauge on these FiveFinger soles? Ooooo weeee. This is almost as cool as Reef sandals with those bottle openers lodged in the bottom of the sole. Ocean Beach, Ca! Here we come.
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Official Website [Vibram FiveFingers]