Machogear: The Bierstick Will Maximize Drunkenness, Liver Damage.

If there’s one thing we learned from sucking beer through a beer bong it’s that, though we enjoy going through a 12-pack in an hour, our guts always hurt like hell and we need one person to hold the darn thing every time. (Hey, our arms aren’t the most lengthy.) Alas, there’s no need to worry about that anymore because for $20 you can own a Bierstick and suck down pints of Hoegaarden through a new, syringe-like drinking apparatus. But you’ll also need, let’s say, your girlfriend’s chest. Classy.

Drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds. The Bierstick is crafted from high-quality FDA approved materials. Its durable, compact design makes it very discreet — small enough to fit in a backpack. The friction-fit mouthpiece allows for easy filling and cleaning, leaving zero mess. If you think you can drink, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Oh we can definitely drink. But we’re curious about the FDA jibe. Do they mean Federal Drinking Association? You witty Beirstickans. The method to the madness below.

Official Website [Bierstick, via Complex]
Image [Bierstick]