‘Member? Hockey Games Can Actually Stretch Longer Than Three Periods!

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Stanley Cup: Last night’s clash between Detroit and Pittsburgh was three extra times longer than usual. That means more teeth were lost, more blood was spat and more fans were injured from banging on the plexiglass. Pittsburgh 4, Detroit 3. [ESPN]
• MLB: Carlos Zambrano is batting .366 and had three hits yesterday against the San Diego Padres including a stand up triple. If that doesn’t impress you, then you’re obviously unaware that he’s a pitcher. Chicago 7, San Diego 6. [PE]
• World Cup Qualifying: Japan are cruising to 2010 by annihilating opponents that we’ve never seen play. Japan 3, Oman 0. [Reuters]

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