Shaquille O’Neal Is The Scariest Jockey In The World

Remember those Super Bowl ads with Shaquille O’Neal riding a thoroughbred for Vitamin Water? Apparently that gig is still going strong because Shaq attended the Belmont Stakes wearing a jockey uniform. No, not those Jockeys. Like, an actual little-person-that-rides-horses uniform. Except Shaq is neither a little person, nor is he a jockey, so the costume is hilarious. And the fact Shaq can carry on a conversation–on national television–wearing that outfit is inspiring. When we were in 2nd grade, we hated the lion cub costume we had to wear because we thought it made us look “dorky.” Well, we look back on it and it still looks dorky, but a few million bucks and a lifetime supply of fluorescent water would of made us feel better. Goooo, endorsement deals!
Shaq Shows Up At The Belmont Stakes Dressed Like A Jockey [Awful Announcing]