Sushi Racing Could Harm Salmon Population, Induce Fan Hysteria

We’ve never been to British Columbia, but we hear weed is “tolerated.” We also hear it’s a wonderful place to live, full of diversity and culture, and it’s only a stone’s throw away from the US/Canadian border. To add icing on the cake, a Canadian baseball team known as “The Vancouver Canadians” like to have fun during their games. And by fun we mean sushi roll mascots race around the baseball field while onlookers are overheard stating, “Wow. This is terrifying.” To us it’s hardly rated PG. This, my friends, is terrifying. That’s just something a mascot should never do. Sushi roll mascot race after the jump.

What’s more fun than sprinting California rolls [Deadspin]