The Barbadian National Soccer Team Is Looking For A Few Warm Bodies

Representing your country on the national sporting stage is such an honor that athletes are primed for long stretches of time, sometimes from birth, to do so. The Barbadian soccer selection committee is just hoping for upright citizens because they don’t have any players to compete in the World Cup and CONCACAF qualifiers coming up. Apparently to be on the team, they just want you to be born in Barbados, upwardly mobile and if possible, drool less than two quarts a day. That’s what we’ve surmised from this ad they’ve placed on their website.

ARE YOU BARBADIAN BY BIRTH,
NATIONALITY, OR DESCENT?
LET US CHECK IT OUT FOR YOU
DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL PROFESSIONALLY?

Jesus, are they looking for blind players, too?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A MEMBER OF BARBADOS’ NATIONAL FOOTBALL PROGRAMME? Seniors, Youth, Women.
SEND US A NOTE AT bdosfootball@caribsurf.com
or ronalddac@yahoo.com.
DIGICEL CUP, CONCACAF GOLD CUP & WORLD CUP 2010 SOUTH AFRICA BECKON. GIVE BARBADOS A CHANCE.

Seniors? A Yahoo email address? With odds like that, if you put a dollar on them in Vegas to win WC 2010 and they pull it off, let’s just say you can buy most of Barbados.
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