Zinedine Zidane Book Scripts Stolen, Secrets Of Headbutt Lost

Waiting for the most jaw-dropping tell-all since Jose Canseco’s “Vindicated?” Well, you’re going to have to wait a few months longer because legendary French soccer icon Zinedine Zidane had his ghostwriter’s scripts stolen last month and people are screaming, “Sacre Merde!” Or something of the sort.

Two laptops were taken from the houses of Zidane’s ghostwriters, Christophe Deloire and a journalist known only as Anna B, in the space of three days.
The first burglary took place on April 1 at Deloire’s house and Anna B was broken into 48 hours later.
Anna B told French weekly Le Point: “My electronic diary and laptop, which contained 90 per cent of the manuscript were stolen.
“We had just finished a chapter on doping. It is gone.”

No worries. We’ll tell you right now that zee Germans and the Eastern Europeans are totally juicing up; the Brazilians probably did juice up but nagging knee injuries and delusional episodes put a stop to it; and the Argentines need the dope. Bad.
Zidane autobiography stolen [Channel 4 Italia]
Image [ABC]