Alex Rodriguez And Madonna Sex Tape May Or May Not Exist, Is A Guaranteed Prison Sentence If It Does

Following standard adultery cases involving really really famous people, a really sleazy man has revealed to the media that he has a “romping” sex-tape that involves “Material Girl” Madonna and Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. Why is the possibility of Madonna romping still relevant twenty years after her 1980-something-MTV-rolling-on-the-floor-fiasco?

A sleazy cameraman is trying to flog a tape he alleges shows the singer romping with US baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez.
He is demanding a fortune for the footage he claims was shot with a hidden camera in an apartment allegedly used by the pair for secret afternoon trysts.

Maybe A-Rod can still be our hero afterall. There aren’t any salacious details, but the tape was filmed (illegally) in the apartment of a friend of Madonna’s and the man who supposedly filmed the rendezvous was also a friend of the women who allowed Madonna to get down and dirty with A-Rod. Supposedly. Ironically, the dude is in for a treat if the footage does exist.

The video man – who is also a friend of the apartment owner – claimed he found out and secretly installed a hidden camera in the living room with the lens pointed at the sofa.
He alleged the footage he recorded showed the pop superstar romping with New York Yankees ace A-Rod.
But legal experts say if his claims are true the lensman could face prosecution for voyeurism and burglary. One said: “If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy.
“But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary.
“He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years.

“What are you in for?” “Filmed A-Rod and Madonna screwin’. You?” “Sodomy. On a cow.” “Guard!”
Madge in sex video shock [Daily Star]
Image [NY Daily News]