Cristiano Ronaldo Report: He’s Gone Umpa-Loompa In Los Angeles And He’s Hitting On Everything In Sight.

There’s so much to write about a guy who’s trailing the richest contract in the history of the world. As of today, we have no idea where Cristiano Ronaldo is, but we assume he’s still sun-bathing somewhere in our native Chicanolandia.
After a successful romp at ESPN’s ESPYs, Cristiano has been circulating the club circuit in Los Angeles, leaving his grease-tread everywhere he goes. Are we overtly envious? Bastard!
A few publications point out that Cristiano is well on his way to extinguishing our lovely Nereida Gallardo from the spotlight. One report allures to a woman named Nicole who stole Cristiano’s heart…for an evening.
Another report talks about some broad named Jen he rendezvoused with. All the while, Nereida Gallardo is judging wet t-shirt contests in Ibiza. Score! And how did she look during the judging? See for yourself after the jump.

Wink or swim for randy Ronaldo [The Sun]
Exclusive: Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo scores with four women in four days [Mirror]
Images [Daily Mail, The Sun]