Cristiano Ronaldo Snubs Some Chick Named Lauren Conrad

Look, before you judge us and say “Gosh, like, they don’t even knooow who Lauren Conrad is?” let us take you to our planet. This is our planet. Now, shut up. Back to Cristiano Ronaldo. Apparently the guy doesn’t have a knack for pseudi-celebrities thriving in the United States. He previously dissed a limestone looking stick figure by the name of Paris Hilton, and now he’s gone on to insult and snub “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad.

A fellow party-goer revealed: ‘Cristiano was in with his friends, enjoying the music and chilling out in the corner of the club.
‘Lauren approached him and asked for a picture of them to be taken. But he just blew her off and refused.
‘Cristiano turned to his friend and said in his heavy Portugese accent: ‘Who is this woman?’

Falling from a relatively high altitude will hurt.

‘Lauren was mortified. She told her friends she couldn’t believe he’d talk to her like that. Worse still, she couldn’t believe he didn’t know who she is.
‘She walked away in a really bad mood.’

This Lauren gal shouldn’t be so upset. Cristiano Ronaldo is residing in a palace of famous people only four or five others have access to. Thus, he doesn’t have time to deal with people he doesn’t immediately drool over or recognize. For all he knows, she could have been another desperate lass wanting to be impregnated by one of the richest footballers in the world. Hey man, it happens.
EXCLUSIVE: Now lady-killer Ronaldo snubs The Hills’ Lauren Conrad [Daily Mail]
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