“Dark Knight” Star Christian Bale Arrested For Assaulting Mom And Sis

We’re about six hours late on this story, but at least we can analyze the entire fracas from all realms seeing as Christian Bale was arrested earlier this morning in London for assaulting his mother and sister, was then released from custody and is now due back in court or London or somewhere sometime in September.
Obviously still ticked about…damn we can’t give anything away from the Dark Knight, can we? Um. So, it doesn’t look like Bale’s ever been in trouble with the law so we’re guessing his mom tried on his Batman suit and he got pissed.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said: ‘A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment.
‘He was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault.’
The actor was driven out of the police station in a blacked-out people carrier at 4.20pm and returned to the Dorchester.
Bale was arrested just hours after he attended the first European screening of the new Batman blockbuster, The Dark Knight.

Obviously his sister tried to intervene, but was then drawn to the suit herself so she began trying it on and then all hell broke loose. That’s gotta be how it played out.
Batman star Christian Bale released on bail amid claims he assaulted his own mother and sister [Daily Mail]
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