Heads Up: Or Else You’ll Break Your Nose!
21 July 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz
- Foul balls are dangerous. Especially since they’re always attacking you with the relentlessness of locusts. Fuck, just leave us alone, foul balls! No, that’s not the correct reaction any of us should take, capiche? You go to the ballpark and sit field level for the chance to grasp and clutch a foul ball, show it to other fans and grunt in glory. You don’t let the effin’ thing nail you in the shnoz. Ever. Not even when you’re drunk. Or when you have a baby in your arms. [Busted Coverage]
- Unicycle football is probably best during the daytime and sober. Seriously, who comes up with these sports? [With Leather]
- Beijing has spent a record $43 billion dollars on the 2008 Olympics. Did it really cost that much to ban dog meat from restaurants? [LA Times]
- There will be no fine against Janet Jackson’s infamous nipplegate. There is justice after all. [FanHous]
- Is Didier Drogba headed to Barcelona? If so, is there anyone they aren’t going to sign this year? [The Spoiler]
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