Hitmen In Mexico Tap Into Internet Advertising, Are Friggin’ Idiots

There’s some real life “Amore Perros” gangsta gangsta nonsense going on Mexico when it comes to hitmen. Mexican police are investigating numerous advertisements on public property, as well as on the internet, from purported hitmen. That’s right. Looking to take out the laundry guy who stained your favorite jammies (No offense to laundry people. We love you)? Well, just log onto the net or scour the streets of Mexico City for some help.

The ads can be found alongside ones for private tuition or domestic help.
In one of them, a person describing himself as an ex-military killer offers “discreet, professional services” for $6,000 (£3,000).

Sure that’s not a hooker? Let’s check them online ads.

In the online adverts on one classified site, one advert reads: “Assassin ex-military professional and discreet. Work guaranteed in 10 days or less. Have worked in Spain. $6,000. Serious requests only” and gives a hotmail address as a contact.
Another offering “hitman for hire” asks: “Problems with a certain person? Do you want me to solve it? Write to me. 100% professional, we don’t take money in advance.”
The classified ads site also appears to be a place where those needing the services of a killer might go.
One advert in the Wanted section reads: “I need to contact a killer for a probable contract in the DF (Federal District of Mexico) must be reliable. it is a simple job.”

Why is it simple? Is the person blind, physically disabled or deaf? Who knows. But we know finding an ISP address and uncovering where the ad was placed from is simple. We’ve seen “A Mighty Heart” and the dudes that were in cahoots with Daniel Pearle’s kidnappers were caught because of their cell phone calls, man. And they were caught in Pakistan!. You’re toast, brah.

Mexican Authorities Take A Close Look At Online Hitmen-For-Hire Ads’ [Guanabee]
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