If Frank Lampard Is On Vacation, But Not At The Beach, Is He Still Relevant?

We’ve seen our fair share of vacationing soccer players over the last few months, but here’s a clip of some non-beach bathing madness. Frank Lampard was out in Italia sometime ago and managed to attract some Brits (we assume from the accent) that had no idea who the hell he was. Apparently the lass reporting was drawn to Frank’s “wife’s” bracelets. She goes on to disclose her “favorite number”, (the word here is “bullocks”, correct?) and how amazing the experience has been. You know. The experience of sitting with a world-class athlete you had no idea even existed. Magnificent. Then there’s some bullshit about a volcano and then the kicker: Frank Lampard broke a treadmill. We could say he ate all the pies and all that, but he discloses it broke because he was going too fast. Which means it was after hours and he was doin’ the whoopie with that lovely Elen. Chaaaauuuuu. Ok then. See ya’ll tomorrow.
Frank and Elen talk treadmills and bracelets [Kickette]