Machochip Weekly Recap: Beijing Mickey Mouse Is From The Twilight Zone.

What you missed this week while you were biting down on a dog that’s attacked you. Grrrrr.

• The Laker Girls held auditions for next year’s squad.
• West Ham United fans and Columbus Crew fans get their hooligan on.
• The A-Rod/Madonna sex scandal has reached sex-tape status.
• The FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup has some great halftime entertainment consisting of belly dancing.
• The U.S. National Soccer Team has a lot to learn about acquiring and grooming homegrown talent.
• The WNBA delivers its second fight in its history.
• An Italian model and television anchor named Letizia Filippi is Cristiano Ronaldo’s new gal.
• Brazilian police don’t mind terrorizing and beating up unarmed female soccer fans.
• BBC releases a “hip” Olympic trailer.
• Mexican weather girl Mayte Carranco is voted the Hottest Weather Girl In The World.
• Wannabe Los Angeles Laker Girls have no idea how to spell Sasha V-U-J-A-C-I-C.

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