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• MLB: When we was youngsta’s in the hard-knock life streets of suburban Los Angeles, we despised the hell out of the Atlanta Braves. So it would have been sweet if Hirokii Koruda would have pulled off a perfect game against them last night. Unfortunately, he had to settle for a one-hit shutout. Dodgers 3, Braves 0. [ESPN]
• MLB: Oh look. The New York Mets are over .500. They almost blew a 9-run lead, but they managed to get their. Kind of like a runner tripping and flopping on his face over home plate, but being called “safe.” Mets 10, Phillies 9. [Bloomberg]
• Retirement: Brett Favre text messaged the Packers’ general manager but got an “I’m on vacation” reply. Cold. So, is the biggest cheesehead of all going to return? Our homeboys at the FanHous don’t think. Retirement 1, Un-retiring 0. [FanHous]