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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Homerun Derby: Josh Hamilton riveted crowds at Yankee Stadium with a first round, 28 HR performance that broke all kinds of records. Sure he didn’t win the entire thing, that went to Justin Morneu, but exciting crowds the way he did is what sports is all about! Josh 3, Justin 5: final round. [Yahoo]
• UEFA U-19 Championship: Germany’s teenagers can breath a sigh of relief as they overcame Spain’s three year unbeaten streak to win 2-1. Way to create a notch on the battle axe of vengeance, boys. [UEFA]
• MLB News: Looks like Barry Bonds’ agent is conceding defeat after no team will offer his client a contract for 2008. Controversy 1, Steroids 0. [ESPN]

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