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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Wimbledon: See the picture? That’s exactly how you’d expect a caveman to celebrate his unprecedented victory over the world’s greatest grass court champion. It took 4 hours and 48 minutes, including two rain delays and multiple “geez is this going to fucking end soon?” from our gal, to finish the match. You crazy Spaniard. We salute you. Rafael Nadal wins 6-4, 6-4, 6-7 (5), 6-7 (8), 9-7. [ESPN]
• MLB: Make it three in a row for the blue crew. James Loney knocked in three RBIs. Of course, we’ll be scathing mad like a hooligan once they start losing again. Oh, yeah. It’s inevitable. Dodgers 5, Giants 3. [Mercury News]
• Brazilian Soccer: Palmeiras FC goalkeeper saves the day to salvage a draw against Atletico Mineiro, 1-1. You really did want to know this score, right? [Canadian Press]

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