Ronaldinho Looks Like A Dwarf, Still Fighting For Good Causes.

Newly crowned Brazilian chubster Ronaldinho was out in Brazil doing some good charity work yesterday. He appeared for a charity indoor soccer match sponsored and organized by GRAAC, Group in Support of Teenagers and Children with Cancer. We don’t think he played, but his star power probably raised good money and entertained fans. Unfortunately, he wore hideous shorts and we have to make fun of him. First: chafing. Does he not care that his shins will be robbed of their epidermis after an hour walking in those things? Also, the baggy look is so four years ago bro. Guess doesn’t even sell denim like that anymore. Why? Because it looks like your taking an eternal dump. And third, those shorts, plus the slightly downward camera angle, make Ronaldinho look like a dwarf. Brazilian + Dwarf? Where have we seen this before?

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