Sergio “Kun” Aguero Impregnated Giannina Maradona, Baby Troll/Soccer Master Looms

No pressure wittle baby “Kun”, but if you don’t come out scorching down 90 yards of soccer pitch without ever touching a defender, and if you don’t dedicate your life to the Argentine guey, then you should just stay in that belly of your mama’s for good. With that settled, Atletico Madrid’s Sergio “Kun” Aguero has been shtupping Diego Maradona’s daughter Giannina for some time now, and he’s knocked her up. From the Argentine troll:

According to the Argentinean press, Diego Maradona has confessed to his fellow “showbol”: “Boys, I will be a grandfather. Giannina is pregnant!”

We groveled at the feet of baby Kaka a few weeks back when it was reported that he’d had a baby boy because that kid has some good genes. But Sergio’s kid has the greatest/most horrific genes in the world: soccer magico extraordinaire coupled with an addictive personality. The tabloids await, wittle baby. The tabloids await.
Maradona sería abuelo: Su hija Giannina estaría embarazada del ‘Kun’ Agüero [Terra]
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