Tee Ball At The White House Scares The S(@* Out Of Little Girl

The Annual South Lawn Tee Ball game was held at the White House yesterday and a young tike named “Emily” was given the opportunity to meet President Bush. Surprisingly, the young girl bolted once the meeting was over, essentially seeing the eyes of the devil himself and running in horror anywhere that was far far away. Maybe she knew something we didn’t. Like, after the game, there’s a tribute to Jonathan Swift a la “A Modest Proposal.” Too much for a Friday? Maybe, friends.

There is no crying in tee ball [The Sports Point]