This Triathlete Did Not Die, But Was Really Sore The Next Day

The Nautica New York Triathlon claimed one life this weekend, but it didn’t claim the life of this heroic individual who bulldozed through excruciating pain and exhaustion, while smashing his head into not one, or two, but three well positioned ad signs, only to succumb to his wobbly legs, collapse and have medical personnel help him out. We bet this guy could write 12 blog posts with ease, man. Unfortunately, we don’t know if he finished or not, but we hope he did. Maybe a blond vixen came over to help him looking like Elliot from “Scrubs” when she helps J.D. out during the last leg of that triathlon. Remember that episode? So good. Anyway, extremely wobbly and potassium-depleted triathlete video after the jump.

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