Watermelon Rind Found To Have “Viagra-Like” Properties, Inevitable Stomach Churning Capabilities

There’s nothing like digging into some ice cold watermelon caked with lemon, salt and chili powder on a scorching day. Or, drilling a hole in aforementioned watermelon and pouring in a bottle’s worth of vodka, saturating it, allowing a fermentation of miraculous properties to evolve in order to make a Summer’s party more enjoyable. Yeah, you know what we’re talking about. Well, dudes. Watermelon could help you out in the sack.

Here’s a reason you should care about crop production this summer, watermelon can have a Viagra like effect.
Texas food experts research shows the ingredient citrulline is the cause of it.
Citrulline is located in the rind of the watermelon. Eating too much of the rind can cause sickness. Scientists are looking to find a way to extract it.

Oh. So along with horrendous diarrhea that you’ll have to endure because you couldn’t stop eating and popping seeds at your little brother, you’ll also suffer from a horrendous stomach ache because you decided to gnaw on the piece you toss out to the stray dogs? Um, we’ll just stick to the morning, afternoon, evening and dessert pill, thank you very much.
Watermelon Can Have A Viagra Like Effect [ABC]