Apparently The Southern US Is A Breeding Ground For Mythical Creatures—Bigfoot Found In Georgia

Hot on the heels of the Chupacabra’s discovery in Texas, the one and only Bigfoot was recently found dead in the backwoods of Georgia (the US state, not the one Russians are trying to take back). The monster, pictured here looking very uncomfortable in a freezer, was found by professional Bigfoot hunters—by total coincidence—who are looking to show to the world that Bigfoot does exist! And possibly make a few extra bucks selling the video and body to FOX for a special to be aired right after an exciting episode of Cops.

TWO US professional Bigfoot hunters claim to have found a body of the legendary creature and will present evidence of the astounding discovery to the world’s press and scientists tomorrow.Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, say they found a dead Bigfoot in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US, about two weeks ago and have put the carcass in a freezer.

They along with “the real Bigfoot Hunter” Tom Biscardi, who has endorsed the find, will front a press conference in California, where they say DNA and photo proof will be presented.

Sorry to be the guys who blow your bubble [Ed note: Cochino!], Matt, Rick and Tom, but what DNA are you presenting–the stuff you stuck in your freezer? If you did have the genetic makeup of the creature that supposedly marks man’s shift from monkey to homosapien, wouldn’t it behoove you not to mix it in with the venison you caught last week?
Bigfoot body ‘found and put in freezer’ [News.au]
Image [News.au]