Machochip Weekly Recap: The Manny Ramirez (Two-Month) Era Begins Tonight At Dodger Stadium.

What you missed while you were loading up your BMX bike with loudspeakers.

• The Beijing Olympics are less than a week away and this is what the city looks like on a normal day. Fun.
• Cristiano Ronaldo will let an ankle injury interrupt his shagging. But it’s cool; he’s Ronaldo.
• Sasha Vujacic is going to be a bushel-haired Laker for another three years.
• American soldiers in Afghanistan will get their Guitar Hero soon.
• Girl uses donut as goal.
• Paul Pierce doesn’t believe Kobe Bryant in the best player in the world.
• A lot of Dallas Cowboys players endured their first earthquake. They report what they felt.
• If you’re under 23 and play professional soccer, then FIFA says you should be at the Olympics. Well, if you’re good enough.
• Elisabetta Gregoraci is the wife of Formula One owner Flavio Briatore and she’s nekkid in these pictures.
• Manny Ramirez, and all of his antics, is relocated to Los Angeles, Ca.

So we’re off to try and get tickets for Manny’s debut against the D-Backs tonight since we’re in LA. We love how it all works out. We’re sure pictures of us inhaling Dodger dogs and spilling beer on ourselves will emerge some time next week. Thanks for reading peeps and have a great weekend!