Machochip Weekly Recap: We Obviously Don’t Get Slant Eye Jokes.

What you missed while you were climbing through a portal to mythical Mayan underworld.

• The infamous Spanish “slant-eye” advertisement campaign kicks off our week.
• George W. Bush sure loves him some beach volleyball. /Spits.
• China CGIs are hopes and dreams!
• There’s another hot Olympian in the midst and her name is Leryn Franco.
• Australian Olympic officials have some harsh words for their European cousins.
• “Let an ugly girl sing? Are you stupid?” says China.
• Spain has a really attractive Olympian competing named Almudena Cid Tostado.
• Spanish tennis team try and top Spanish basketball China ad.
• Bronze medals are for runners of the freakin’ runner-up. Who the hell wants that?
• We’d be too terrified to use a spray-on condom solution.

Thanks for another great week guys. Remember that the EPL kicks off this weekend, which means we’ll be up bright and early, drinking Guinness and convincing our girlfriends that blood sausage in the morning is totes good for ya. Fist bumps all around.
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