Machogear: Beer Belt For The Bottle Slinging Master.

One thing we hate about gathering with friends to watch a game at someone’s packed house during a potluck party is the fact that we can’t carry two plates of food and a beer. Nope. It’s basically impossible when you’ve got a hamburger, hot dog, quesadilla, arroz, frijoles, potato salad, a tamal, chips, etc on two plates, but you want that beer as well. Have no fear, drunkards. The Beer Belt ($18) is here.

Finally! Yes, it’s the life-changing, prayer-answering, best-idea-anyone’s-ever-had invention of the century! Cause seriously, holding a beer is exhausting! And don’t even get us started on holding 6 beers. Whew! But thankfully, the long dark days of arm-breaking party beer-holding are over. Say “hello” to your new best friend, the Beer Belt! This sturdy nylon belt feature 6 plastic cup holders, sized to fit cans or bottles. Fully adjustable, with a plastic buckle. Imported. Wipe clean.

So, it’s not all that cool now that we think about it because all of those beers for one person means at least three of them will be severely warmed. Also, we’d prefer a Pancho Villa-esque holster that straps diagnollay down the front. That design could even lead to sipping the top beer from a straw, which means our beers would stay cooler because we’d drink them faster and then we’d totally be the life of the party.

The Beer Belt [Urban Outfitters via Uncrate]