‘Member? We Have A Feeling Manny Ramirez’s Dread Locks Are The Source Of His Power.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• MLB: Joe Torre will eventually get Manny Ramirez to cut off his dreads and we’re guaranteeing a slump ensues because of it. In the meantime, Manny is 13-23 with four HRs in a span of six days with the Dodgers and he doesn’t look like he’ll let up any time soon. Los Angeles 4, St. Louis 1. [ESPN]
• Copa Sudamericana: High scoring action last night as Colombia’s America thrashed Venezuela’s Maracaibo 4-2, while Chile’s Universidad Catolica pounced all over Uruguay’s River Plate 4-0. [Soccernet]
• MLB: The Yanks are chasing the Red Sox for the AL Wild Card spot and sent their best stuff against the Texas Rangers. Mike Mussina, a 15-game winner, shut down the Texas Rangers, leaving the Yankees three games out of wild card contention. New York 3, Texas 0. [SI]

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