‘Member? We Still Don’t Know How Atletico Madrid Has One Of The Best Strikers In The World.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Champions League: Sergio Aguero and Atletico Madrid scorched passed Schalke 04 in the third round of Champions League qualifications held in Madrid. Diego Maradona was in attendance at Vicente Calderon Stadium, cheering on his future son-in-law, who also had a wonderful assist to go with his goal. How did Atletico Madrid get this guy? Atletico Madrid 4, Schalke 04 0. [ESPN]
• MLB: The Cubs are now 33 games over .500 after sweeping the lowly Pittsburgh Pirates in a 2-0 win. With only 29 games left in the regular season, Cubs’ fans are either getting ready for playoff celebrations, or hyperventilating at the thought of losing it all. Yes, all of it. Oh we kid. [ESPN]
• US Open: Womens: Third-seed Svetlana Kuznetsova held off a determined Romanian Sorana Cirstea to win her second round match. We’re wondering if anyone can say her name five times fast. 7-6 (7-3), 6-1. [TSN]

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