The Chupacabra Is Alive And Kickin’ In Texas!

The mythical beast known as the Chupacabra has been reported in places like Puerto Rico, Peru, Mexico and Florida, but none of them have actual video of a beast recognized around the world for sucking it’s prey dry of blood. Good thing some quick thinking Texas coppers flipped on their dashboard recording device, capturing what looks very much like what Jim Carrey’s dog looked like when he put the mask on in “The Mask.” Mwwwahahahaha. From zee peeps at Guanabee:

This thing looks like a dog at first glance, but check the snout in that freeze frame. That is no dog, its the Chupacabra! What’s more, it looks remarkably like the thing that washed up on shore in Montauk, NY last month. Could this be end times? Or just the greatest viral campaign to ever hit America?

No. The end of times would come when video is shot of “La Llorona.” That, friends, is the day we pack our stinkin’ bags and move the hell out of dodge. They don’t have “La Llorona” in Tokyo, do they? Check out the video of the Chupirri-chupacabra below.

Forget Montauk: Texas Has Video Of The Chupacabra! [Guanabee]