Tropical Storm Kite-Surfing Should Be Practiced Away From Buildings

A 26 year old Fort Lauderdale, FL man named Kevin Kearney jettisoned on the ride of his life after a forming water spout spurned by Tropical Storm “Fay” hoisted him into the air while he was kite-surfing, ultimately leaving him leveled somewhere on a major highway.

Witnesses ran to help the Fort Lauderdale resident, who lay crumpled on the ground in pain. “I’m surprised he didn’t get hit by a car because we have A1A right here,” said CBS4 Engineer Anthony Romano. “I think it was a miracle that he just flew over the street and into the thing.”

The thing being a building and then cold, wet and hard asphalt. Kearney survived and will now go down in the “Holy Shit!” video Hall of Fame. Video is after the jump.

Caught On Tape: Wind Blows Kite Surfer Into Bldg. [CBS4]
Video [YouTube]