Alfonso Soriano Should Stay Away From Girls With Facebook Profiles

The Chicago Cubs are headed to their second-consecutive playoffs after clinching a playoff spot sometime this weekend. It might have been yesterday. Who really cares right? No one. Because we’re concerned with photos Deadspin uncovered this weekend of Alfonso Soriano hanging with a rather attractive young lady who isn’t Soriano’s wife. From Deadspin:

Now, of course, these photos don’t show anything that revealing other than a few shots of Soriano and Wiesen nuzzling together. However, according to the Cubs’ 2008 media guide, Soriano is married to a woman named Angelica, mother of his four children.

And peruser of the internets? Alfonso better hope not. Pictures after the jump.

Is Alfonso Soriano stealing beats from Jose Reyes’ playbook? We’ll know soon.

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Images [Deadspin]