Bill Gates Breaks Up With Jerry Seinfeld

Remember those Microsoft that no one liked [Ed note: Except Nicholas and I.] because they made absolutely no sense and people were like “No! This is about nothing! WTF, mate?” and all? Well those people have been heard very loud and clear because Jerry Seinfeld’s been cut from the team.

PR rep Frank Shaw said this was the plan all along, as “phase two” rolls out today. He says there’s “potential to do other things” with the comedian, but adds, “people would have been happier if everyone loved the ads, but this was not unexpected.”

Breaking news: Ned Colletti wants to pick up Jerry’s $10 million contract to lighten up the clubhouse for the remainder of the Dodgers season. We’ll keep you posted on events as they develop.
Earlier: Please Stop Needlessly Bashing The Seinfeld-Bill Gates Microsoft commercial
Jerry Seinfeld Dumped Faster Than Windows Millennium Edition [NY Mag]
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