Cristiano Ronaldo Will Take Your Lying Bullshit To Court

We were all up on C-Ron’s biz when he was recovering from ankle surgery in July and vacationing in sunny Southern Califas. The stories were flooding in considering he was heading out to clubs and shagging anything and everything that interested him almost the entire two weeks he was in LA. But we never reported on him being a drunk ass and ordering thousands of dollars worth of champagne. Everyone knows he’s addicted to women and not to boozing it up. But the Mirror didn’t know that and are now getting sued by the greasiest soccer player on earth for reporting on a story that apparently isn’t true.

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United star, is suing the United Kingdom’s Mirror newspaper over a story alleging he spent 10,000 pounds ($18,600) on Champagne and vodka at a Hollywood bar while recovering from an injury.
Ronaldo sued MGN Ltd., owner of the newspaper, for libel at the High Court in London after the Mirror claimed the injured athlete “splashed out 10,000 pounds on Champagne and vodka as he partied with four sexy models,” according to court documents released Wednesday.

So this is a great rule of thumb: if Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t sue your for slander, then you know the events that occurred are true. Which means “Cristiano Ronaldo IS The Horniest Man In The Universe.”
Cristiano Ronaldo Sues Mirror [Calgary Herald]