Did You Know Washington Redskins’ Player Chris Cooley Has A Penis?

Oh yeah. And it made a cameo earlier this week when Cooley decided to post a photograph of his playbook on his blog to note the lovely stick-figures he’s allowed to draw on it or something, and didn’t even notice that his wang was shooting a wink at the camera. Dude, we’re going to have to penalize you for showing off your shlong-a-thon to the masses.
Anyway, maybe Guanabee Media Network should send out a memo to all writers to keep their calzones on during publishing hours…Alex Ferreyra. Dude, JJ told us everything.
Wiener photo after the jump! / Runs away from post.

Dudes! We’re not going to show you wiener after lunch time man. But if you really want to see Cooley’s thingamajig, then go here.
Cooley exposed more than his playbook [Deadspin]
Image [Deadspin]