Doug And Jackie Christie Want You To Buy Some AIG Stock… After Doug Takes Out The Trash, Of Course

Anyone familiar with the lives of NBA player and kept man Doug Christie and his wife Jackie from their reality show–or when she came to his aid to beat up Robert Horry in 2002–knows it’s a very aggressive relationship. On her part. So it comes to no surprise to us that in a poorly spelled release, the Christies are asking the world to help out with the who financial mess going on (unless it’s that punk mot*******er Robert Horry… he can rot in foreclosure hell) and buy two incredibly risky shares of AIG stock. Yeah, they bought 3,000 shares of it yesterday out of some guy’s trunk on Pearl and Hanover, along with some iPuds and MakBook Prose.

“We encourage all our fellow men and [sic] woman to buy at least two stocks to help with the global economic crisis,” said Jackie Christie. “We want everyone to step up and help in any way that they can. This is a huge crisis we face, but together we can make a difference. Do not just sit by and watch.”

Who knew, in this time of crisis, that the rallying cry to save the free market economy would come from the Christies? We can’t wait for the Vlade Divac press release encouraging us to buy shares in BosNicotine, the Serbian cigarette business he started with his brother on the suggestion of one Jackie Christie.
NBA Power Couple Doug and Jackie Christie Buy AIG Stock Promoting Everyone To Help With The Financial Crisis At Hand [CBS Marketwatch]
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