Heads Up: Let Manny Ramirez Be Your Translator.

4 September 2008, 3:15 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

How much more fun would a UN meeting with Manny Ramirez translating for someone like Hugo Chavez be? A lot more fun, dudes. [Larry Brown Sports]
Speaking of Manny Ramirez. Manny Being Manny means he’s garnered himself the prestigious “Player Of The Month” award for August. Suck on that a one time, Boston! [National Post]

You know what happens when you schedule crucial league games during World Cup qualifiers? You get a bunch of reserves starting in place of every all-star the fans really pay to see. Nice work, MLS. [LA Times]
People in Boston don’t like to miss Boston Red Sox. Consequentially, Fenway Park has sold-out 455 consecutive games, and the stadium will break the record set by the Cleveland Indians in 2001 on Tuesday. [Sporting News]
Wondering why you always get the shakes and almost faint when a woman says “I Love You?” Bro, it could be genetic. [LA Times]
Here’s a booster for the rest of the day: Alessandra Ambrosio all over your screen. [Busted Coverage]
Lebron James may be the best basketball player on an NBA court, but get him out into a public space with a bald, 26-year-old and he’s toast. [Don Chavez]
Want to traumatize your children? Buy them stuffed animals with human faces. Should go over well. [YepYep]