Heads Up: Spanish Reporter “Paki” Will Ruin Your Sand Castle.

26 September 2008, 3:50 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Pinchi Paki. Que te pace? Come se te va ocurrir treparte en el castillo, maja? So this Spanish reporter felt it was necessary for journalism’s sake to stand on a cooler to show us all the cool little window on the top of this sand castle and…bam! Yeah. She falls on it. Good thing the builder believes in the mantra for Latinos everywhere: “no pasa nada.” No, bro. Your castle, which took 17 days to build, is fucking thrashed now! [Break]
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