Heads Up: Yadier Molina Has Seen Better Days.

11 September 2008, 4:15 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

The Chicago Cubs held onto a 4-3 win over the St. Louis Cardinals last night and Ted Lilly got the won. He also steamrolled Cardinals’ catcher Yadier Molina and put him on the sidelines for a few games. [With Leather]
A police chief in England decided it was a good idea to dress as Osama Bin Laden a few days before 9/11 at a carnival. Um, bad move buster. [Reuters]

Sources confirm that Pablo Larios Jr. was, in fact, crossing into the United States illegally after he wanted to meet up with his girlfriend to attend a Julio Iglesias concert. [Univision]
If you’re as confused as we are about the Large Hadron Collider thingie, then here are a few answers that will fancy your cranium. [Telegraph]
Eva Longoria likes boats. [Busted Coverage]