Jessica Simpson’s Dutch Oven Moved Into Tony Romo’s Pad When She Did

What does “too much information” mean to you? When you’re Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s involved, releasing information better left in the bedroom could mean wider publicity and album sales, so TMI doesn’t exist. While talking to People to promote her new album, Simpson wasn’t above whoring out intimate moments between her and her quarterback boyfriend, including the shit he has to put up with as her boyfriend. Well, not shit really, but… we’ll let her tell you.

“Through all the chaos and torment and everything I go through, I can lay in his arms and finally rest,” she added. Having her cuddled up next to him isn’t always such a relief, admitted Simpson. “To be my man, you have to put up with a lot,” said the singer. “I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s.”

Sweet. We always wondered what would happen if you mixed a cheerleader and the hairy fat guy who paints letters on his chest in sub-zero weather. Apparently you get a cute blonde with the same cup size.
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