Lance Armstrong Is Getting Back On The Saddle, Racing For Astana

Everyone check your Vanity Fair next month because news is going to hit that Lance Armstrong is hopping back on the saddle and coming out of retirement. Well, you know his libido is going to be affected so watch out ladies!

Seven-time champion Lance Armstrong will come out of retirement and compete in next year’s Tour de France, VeloNews reported Monday, citing sources close to the situation.
Armstrong, who will turn 37 on Sept. 18, will join the Astana team and compete in five road races, the sources told VeloNews.
He will compete in the Amgen Tour of California, Paris-Nice, the Tour de Georgia, the Dauphine-Libere and the Tour de France. The sources told VeloNews that Armstrong will receive no salary or bonuses.

Ok, but before this is truly confirmed, can we, um, tell the French to shut the hell up? Please! Let the steroids-assault begin.

Report: Armstrong to come out of retirement and ride for Astana [ESPN]
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