Machochip Weekly Recap: Everyone Is Saying Goodbye.

What you missed while you were out withdrawing all your dough from WaMu.

• The New York Yankees bid farewell to their stadium for the last time.
• Cristiano Ronaldo is following in the “Ronaldo” tradition and hooking up with hookers.
• An electric Mini-Cooper was spotted in Germany, but there’s about a 1 in a million shot you’ll get one anytime soon.
• Does Alfonso Soriano have a new woman in his life? Maybe he should tell her to stop posting photos since she’s NOT his wife.
• Dudes. Do you wax and/or pluck your eyebrows?
• Idaho University cheerleader changed their uniforms to something more modest.
• The Cubs are going to the playoffs, but fans won’t be chugging beyond the seventh inning in any Chicago-area bars.
• PETA has taken their shit too far.
• Juan Uribe has to pick up his boat. Now!
• Globetrotters are taking their recruiting spiel to Harlem.